As boy child is walking past he shows me an entire hand colored with red marker. He was supposed to be coloring his coloring book. His comment to me is this, "Mom I got a little bit of marker on my hand and am going to wash it off." Little bit .... yeah.
Later that same day he comes up to me and shows me 2 teeth marks on his hand. (Mind you they have slobber all over them.) He proceeds to tell me how so-n-so bit him twice as preschool yesterday.
Some days it is so hard to keep a straight face!