What the ...

Yes, Yes, I know that it has been a cluster of weather anomalies lately here in the 'Burgh. Oh, there were college kids in shorts today, really. However, I seriously doubt that it has been warm enough for me to be seeing these horrid little beasts.

No, really. Either I am doomed to a Spring/Summer of carpenter ant hell or, well, I don't even know what to say. Carpenter ants in January/February does not sound at all healthy for the house.